goodnight all you beautiful denizens of tumblr, sleep well, sweet dreams, all that nonsense

30th July, WednesdayReblog
Tagged by uncle-tomfoolery whose gorgeous handwriting makes this look like absolute crap 
ryancrobert, blkmartian, continuouslyquirky, fvckingcrazy, hannibal-the-bananabal, notquiteachild, notquiteasnailspace, officialdavidbowie, the-word-is-iampossible
I didn’t know who to tag so feel free to do this or not idk

Tagged by uncle-tomfoolery whose gorgeous handwriting makes this look like absolute crap 

ryancrobert, blkmartian, continuouslyquirky, fvckingcrazy, hannibal-the-bananabal, notquiteachild, notquiteasnailspace, officialdavidbowie, the-word-is-iampossible

I didn’t know who to tag so feel free to do this or not idk

Even in my disgusting work shirt looking extremely unhappy I am a babe and nobody can tell me otherwise
(You can but you’d be wrong)

Even in my disgusting work shirt looking extremely unhappy I am a babe and nobody can tell me otherwise
(You can but you’d be wrong)

Shout out to the blog who liked my post yet didn’t answer the question. Why did you like that??

29th July, TuesdayReblog

Somebody talk to me or tell me what to do: read? Watch tv? Watch a movie? Film a video?

29th July, TuesdayReblog
I should be asleep but I’m doing the bad decision thing lately
I am basically just freckles. I am entirely freckle.

I should be asleep but I’m doing the bad decision thing lately
I am basically just freckles. I am entirely freckle.

I just want more people to have good conversations with because I don’t have enough and I like talking to people and getting enthusiastic and sharing thoughts/feelings and I like looking forward to talking someone because I enjoy it and can’t wait
So everyone should send me their skype or snapchat or something so I can make new friends and not be so bored all the time

28th July, MondayReblog

So I’ve been flirting on tinder with guys because I don’t have enough in person opportunities and as I’ve shown most guys are assholes but I do get some good ones
And I matched with a guy in June and began chatting today with him and nothing super flirty/innuendo-y but still
And then he mentioned about his job and I realized he looked vaguely familiar because he works with me (he’s a valet on weekend nights and I waitress indoors with few weekend nights so I rarely see him but still)
And it’s an awkward bummer
What does a girl have to do to get a good flirtationship with making out and little pressure beyond that with cute cool dudes???

28th July, MondayReblog

Just dropped a goldfish and I can’t find it and I had to look down my shirt ((though this time it wasn’t there))
It’s a little upsetting how often my cleavage becomes a net for dropped food

28th July, MondayReblog

serving summer beauty up on a platter for everyone to worship and envy
Also admiring the fact that I have so many freckles they just blend to look like my skin tone. It’s my optical illusion tan
Also the pictures we’re take within the past 2 weeks which means the first picture is post-breast reduction cleavage. I am the goddess of breasts I’m pretty sure

27th July, SundayReblog