Cannibal Queen
I'm Mia. I'm a pit of anxiety at times and I'm a bundle of joy in others. Mainly I just sit around and browse the internet. This is my journey to figuring out what people mean when they say "be yourself". It includes lots of cheesy jokes and complaining. Twenty-one years old and still a mess. "If you're not suffering you're not funny."
This is my face. These are things I've written. These are things that I'm listening to. This is me in motion. And this is probably my favorite tag on this blog.
Was about to sleep but then I saw selfiegate sooo we know which is more important 
Let’s admire my cute new pjs too

Was about to sleep but then I saw selfiegate sooo we know which is more important
Let’s admire my cute new pjs too

I’m about to go to bed but wanted to share these photos from wednesday night/tonight in which I do my best imitations of sultry sexpot (is that a thing? I think that’s a thing) and hot librarian

Because I feel cute most of the time but sometimes a girl just wants to be able to make guys melt with bedroom eyes and look *whistle loudly*-two-syllable-damn kind of hot

and some times, with photos like these, I think “I’d do me”. so yeah, eat your heart out <3


Actually okay with going to work today, it&#8217;s madness
But my hair looks great so

Actually okay with going to work today, it’s madness
But my hair looks great so

Guess which idiot fell down the stairs tonight? Hint: it’s me

I like to sleep in my bra and underwear because a) it’s cooler and b) it makes me feel cool like in the movies girls wearing fancy lingerie and negligees and stuff
But really I’m in every day underwear and an old sports bra because sexy lingerie is uncomfortable and expensive and I have nobody to show it off to
And with that super sexy story (not) I’m off to bed

Got a haircut today and I&#8217;m very psyched about it and I look cute here even though I&#8217;m in my stained waitressing uniform and my freckles are looking good
I feel like a babe so often lately and it&#8217;s so good to feel happy with who I am and how I look. I feel content and it&#8217;s great

Got a haircut today and I’m very psyched about it and I look cute here even though I’m in my stained waitressing uniform and my freckles are looking good
I feel like a babe so often lately and it’s so good to feel happy with who I am and how I look. I feel content and it’s great

icaurus it was nice until today which is a bummer for me. Though I was unhappy about how nice it was too because on the days I worked it was gorgeous but on my days off the weather sucked 
Nothing can please me haha
But luckily the day went well! I was completely exhausted but my coworkers (who I already really like) were nice and funny and great and then my tables were easy and nice
And I only had four but they all had large checks and tipped 20% (or one table that tipped $50 on a $150 check) so I made way more money than I expected without getting stressed and it&#8217;s just great to get days where things aren&#8217;t as shitty as you expect 

How was your day at the ice cream parlor? :D (I&#8217;ve always wanted to work at one mainly because ice cream is superb)

icaurus it was nice until today which is a bummer for me. Though I was unhappy about how nice it was too because on the days I worked it was gorgeous but on my days off the weather sucked
Nothing can please me haha
But luckily the day went well! I was completely exhausted but my coworkers (who I already really like) were nice and funny and great and then my tables were easy and nice
And I only had four but they all had large checks and tipped 20% (or one table that tipped $50 on a $150 check) so I made way more money than I expected without getting stressed and it’s just great to get days where things aren’t as shitty as you expect

How was your day at the ice cream parlor? :D (I’ve always wanted to work at one mainly because ice cream is superb)

Running on four hours of sleep and headed to work where it’s supposed to be grey and rainy all day. And I work at a restaurant that is mainly outdoor deck space (though covered by plastic siding/tent). So it will likely be incredibly slow and currently I’m at the level of exhaustion where I’m nauseous and basically mornings suck and I hope I make a lot of money against the odds today because it’ll be worth my exhaustion

Hahaha I have to be at work in less than 6 hours shoot me ha ha ha

I’m gonna start filming an instructional video series called “how to make poor decisions like a pro” because that’s all I do

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