I grew up on Shania Twain’s music and was reminded recently that they describe my outlook right now. I want what I want and I’m not gonna settle for less. And boys should bow down.

So I covered “That Don’t Impress Me (Much)”.

9th April, WednesdayReblog

#tbt in regards to the song. Most #underrated #boyband #ever. #heyjuliet by #LMNT. more car tunes for more doctor’s appointments

6th February, ThursdayReblog

If you’re not in tears due to sheer emotion of my passionate love then you’re doing it wrong. #philcollins #youcanthurrylove #ihavenolife #reesesareimportant #candyismyboyfriend

2nd February, SundayReblog

The penultimate member of the greatest love story ever written. #neildiamond #imabeliever

2nd February, SundayReblog

Part two of this very important saga. #areyoureadyforthis #idontthinkyoucanhandlethis #canyoufeelthelovetonight #eltonjohn

2nd February, SundayReblog

Part one of a very important saga #iwontsayiminlove #hercules #lipsync #disney

2nd February, SundayReblog

Car tune instagrams are becoming a thing. Dedicated to @geggattit with my #britneyspears #classicjams moment #whatisshame #idontfeelthat #beltitloud #beltitproud

31st January, FridayReblog

My current mood. #golddigger in need of a #sugardaddy #asap. Can I get a #hellyeah? #bigspender #noscrubs #shirleybassey #channelingmyinnerdiva #femaleversionofahustler

28th January, TuesdayReblog

Big Spender by Shirley Bassey brings out my inner stripper (and I love it). If you try to tell me this isn’t the ultimate/best song for seduction I’m going to think you’re wrong in the head. It makes me feel like a total badass babe who will bend men to her will maybe with a whip or something. So, yeah. This is my unfortunateembarrassingweird, exciting and flirty foray into letting down my guard and dancing like the hot mess I am for the world to see.

Spend a little time with me.

I may take this down later tbqh

28th January, TuesdayReblog

I dedicate this to @mariahorchid who usually has to behave like a drill sergeant at boot camp to make me do even half of this. But I did it on my own! On a scale of one to “I don’t believe this…” how impressed are you? #idontbelievethis #madness #smellslikefebreeze #cleanandcozy

7th January, TuesdayReblog