Just gonna lay here with my stuffed elephant until I die of pure exhaustion or maybe just fall asleep even though I’m not supposed to

Just gonna lay here with my stuffed elephant until I die of pure exhaustion or maybe just fall asleep even though I’m not supposed to

Went to the beach/laid out tanning hoping to not be glow in the dark pale
Had a friend apply spray on/mist suntan oil. Which should spread evenly because it’s a spray-mist. She applied it so close to my back that instead I got this weird and terrible zig zag pattern across my back
I have the worst luck with sunburns let me tell you
On another note my bathingsuit is super duper cute

1st July, TuesdayReblog
I really really hate mornings and waking up (I may have made this clear already) so I thank the universe for Dunkin Donuts and Oreo vanilla bean coolattas that are delicious (as long as I don’t think about what goes into them)

I really really hate mornings and waking up (I may have made this clear already) so I thank the universe for Dunkin Donuts and Oreo vanilla bean coolattas that are delicious (as long as I don’t think about what goes into them)

I am new to all things Big Brother but I am about to get into it beginning this season so selfiegate seems like a good place to start, hello all!

I am new to all things Big Brother but I am about to get into it beginning this season so selfiegate seems like a good place to start, hello all!

Good hair good buzz good vibes
(Getting good at disinterested looks to express my mood, next step: the wilting glare)

20th June, FridayReblog
becomingmia:

This is a stick up, give me all your money

This is a quality joke people, why has nobody responded to the top form of humor I display

becomingmia:

This is a stick up, give me all your money

This is a quality joke people, why has nobody responded to the top form of humor I display

This is a stick up, give me all your money

This is a stick up, give me all your money

Cold bored and lonely
(Possible memoir title)
Ask me things! Talk to me, tell me secrets, I’m gonna answer honestly until I fall asleep

14th June, SaturdayReblog

This is not even closed to my favorite cover but this is my ultimate feel-good song and maybe my favorite song altogether and I had fun so whatever 

If you can listen to The Proclaimers’ “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)” and not be happy there’s probably something wrong with you

(it comes back around)

13th June, FridayReblog
I’m feeling like a babe right now and I’m at Hyannis Sound watching a bunch of cute talented funny boys with nice butts sing a Capella while in my fave dress so you could say this a great night

I’m feeling like a babe right now and I’m at Hyannis Sound watching a bunch of cute talented funny boys with nice butts sing a Capella while in my fave dress so you could say this a great night