Cannibal Queen
I'm Mia. I'm a pit of anxiety at times and I'm a bundle of joy in others. Mainly I just sit around and browse the internet. This is my journey to figuring out what people mean when they say "be yourself". It includes lots of cheesy jokes and complaining. Twenty-one years old and still a mess. "If you're not suffering you're not funny."
This is my face. These are things I've written. These are things that I'm listening to. This is me in motion. And this is probably my favorite tag on this blog.

kinda tipsy and celebrating my stellar and cleavage, wish there were hot guys around to appreciate my splendor


I made myself pancakes, bacon, and an egg for breakfast and the cotton-eyed joe just played at work (I just barely restrained myself from dancing along) so I’m hoping those are signs for an excellent day

I made myself pancakes, bacon, and an egg for breakfast and the cotton-eyed joe just played at work (I just barely restrained myself from dancing along) so I’m hoping those are signs for an excellent day

Today in snapchat pictures


I know I’m gonna regret this later but I’m just too tired to go downstairs and take my make up off
it’s been a long week/month/summer and things are finally slowing down with fall approaching but I’m at the point where all the exhaustion has caught up with me and I’m no longer busy enough to ignore it/forget how tired I really am
Reminder that those dark bags under my eyes aren’t smudged eyeliner/mascara but lines and shadows from being so worn out
Anyway hope all you other folks out there have wonderful days/nights/whatever time it is’s

I know I’m gonna regret this later but I’m just too tired to go downstairs and take my make up off
it’s been a long week/month/summer and things are finally slowing down with fall approaching but I’m at the point where all the exhaustion has caught up with me and I’m no longer busy enough to ignore it/forget how tired I really am
Reminder that those dark bags under my eyes aren’t smudged eyeliner/mascara but lines and shadows from being so worn out
Anyway hope all you other folks out there have wonderful days/nights/whatever time it is’s

First day of class, both excited and nervous. Have 20 minutes left to build both up even higher

First day of class, both excited and nervous. Have 20 minutes left to build both up even higher

So I covered one of my favorite songs in my new favorite shirt and I actually like it and I had a lot of fun singing it
Also my hair is gross but looks kind of good? Cool
Anywho this is “What If I’m Right?” by Sandi Thom and I hope everybody likes it

So bored but at least I look super cute
This is my “exhausted insomniac” look, no makeup, extra sheets/blankets, comfy pillow, and I’m-too-lazy-to-shower-tonight hair
Yet it’s my firm belief that I’m pulling it off. Basically giving myself bedroom eyes that don’t look like I’m planning to murder someone because I am a babe
Is this incentive for people to flirt with me?? Do it do it I don’t need more selfies I need more conversation
I can get whinier if I need to


Gucci Gucci Louis Louis Fendi Fendi Prada
I can’t hide these bags under my eyes so I don’t even bother


I find lips to be one of the sexiest body parts and lip biting to be so damn hot (so 50 shades of cliche, I know) but still
I’m feeling pretty hot tonight so this is an attempt at appearing seductive because I have zero experience at seducing but I wanna feel empowered through sex appeal tonight
(and not in the creepy porn way but I think that’ll be the result, so I may delete this)


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