Cannibal Queen
I'm Mia. I'm a pit of anxiety at times and I'm a bundle of joy in others. Mainly I just sit around and browse the internet. This is my journey to figuring out what people mean when they say "be yourself". It includes lots of cheesy jokes and complaining. Twenty-one years old and still a mess. "If you're not suffering you're not funny."
This is my face. These are things I've written. These are things that I'm listening to. This is me in motion. And this is probably my favorite tag on this blog.

Gucci Gucci Louis Louis Fendi Fendi Prada
I can’t hide these bags under my eyes so I don’t even bother


I find lips to be one of the sexiest body parts and lip biting to be so damn hot (so 50 shades of cliche, I know) but still
I’m feeling pretty hot tonight so this is an attempt at appearing seductive because I have zero experience at seducing but I wanna feel empowered through sex appeal tonight
(and not in the creepy porn way but I think that’ll be the result, so I may delete this)


Feel weary of posting this because gross porn blogs but I’m feeling hot and I love this shirt and headed to a Capella with my little sister and my faux little sister and I’m getting tipsy and it’s great

Feel weary of posting this because gross porn blogs but I’m feeling hot and I love this shirt and headed to a Capella with my little sister and my faux little sister and I’m getting tipsy and it’s great

Was about to sleep but then I saw selfiegate sooo we know which is more important 
Let’s admire my cute new pjs too

Was about to sleep but then I saw selfiegate sooo we know which is more important
Let’s admire my cute new pjs too

Actually okay with going to work today, it’s madness
But my hair looks great so

Actually okay with going to work today, it’s madness
But my hair looks great so

Got a haircut today and I’m very psyched about it and I look cute here even though I’m in my stained waitressing uniform and my freckles are looking good
I feel like a babe so often lately and it’s so good to feel happy with who I am and how I look. I feel content and it’s great

Got a haircut today and I’m very psyched about it and I look cute here even though I’m in my stained waitressing uniform and my freckles are looking good
I feel like a babe so often lately and it’s so good to feel happy with who I am and how I look. I feel content and it’s great

Even in my disgusting work shirt looking extremely unhappy I am a babe and nobody can tell me otherwise
(You can but you’d be wrong)

Even in my disgusting work shirt looking extremely unhappy I am a babe and nobody can tell me otherwise
(You can but you’d be wrong)

I should be asleep but I’m doing the bad decision thing lately
I am basically just freckles. I am entirely freckle.

I should be asleep but I’m doing the bad decision thing lately
I am basically just freckles. I am entirely freckle.

serving summer beauty up on a platter for everyone to worship and envy
Also admiring the fact that I have so many freckles they just blend to look like my skin tone. It’s my optical illusion tan
Also the pictures we’re take within the past 2 weeks which means the first picture is post-breast reduction cleavage. I am the goddess of breasts I’m pretty sure


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