I should be asleep but I’m doing the bad decision thing lately
I am basically just freckles. I am entirely freckle.

I should be asleep but I’m doing the bad decision thing lately
I am basically just freckles. I am entirely freckle.

serving summer beauty up on a platter for everyone to worship and envy
Also admiring the fact that I have so many freckles they just blend to look like my skin tone. It’s my optical illusion tan
Also the pictures we’re take within the past 2 weeks which means the first picture is post-breast reduction cleavage. I am the goddess of breasts I’m pretty sure

27th July, SundayReblog
Just gonna lay here with my stuffed elephant until I die of pure exhaustion or maybe just fall asleep even though I’m not supposed to

Just gonna lay here with my stuffed elephant until I die of pure exhaustion or maybe just fall asleep even though I’m not supposed to

Went to the beach/laid out tanning hoping to not be glow in the dark pale
Had a friend apply spray on/mist suntan oil. Which should spread evenly because it’s a spray-mist. She applied it so close to my back that instead I got this weird and terrible zig zag pattern across my back
I have the worst luck with sunburns let me tell you
On another note my bathingsuit is super duper cute

1st July, TuesdayReblog
I really really hate mornings and waking up (I may have made this clear already) so I thank the universe for Dunkin Donuts and Oreo vanilla bean coolattas that are delicious (as long as I don’t think about what goes into them)

I really really hate mornings and waking up (I may have made this clear already) so I thank the universe for Dunkin Donuts and Oreo vanilla bean coolattas that are delicious (as long as I don’t think about what goes into them)

I am new to all things Big Brother but I am about to get into it beginning this season so selfiegate seems like a good place to start, hello all!

I am new to all things Big Brother but I am about to get into it beginning this season so selfiegate seems like a good place to start, hello all!

Good hair good buzz good vibes
(Getting good at disinterested looks to express my mood, next step: the wilting glare)

20th June, FridayReblog
becomingmia:

This is a stick up, give me all your money

This is a quality joke people, why has nobody responded to the top form of humor I display

becomingmia:

This is a stick up, give me all your money

This is a quality joke people, why has nobody responded to the top form of humor I display

This is a stick up, give me all your money

This is a stick up, give me all your money

Cold bored and lonely
(Possible memoir title)
Ask me things! Talk to me, tell me secrets, I’m gonna answer honestly until I fall asleep

14th June, SaturdayReblog