Cannibal Queen
I'm Mia. I'm a pit of anxiety at times and I'm a bundle of joy in others. Mainly I just sit around and browse the internet. This is my journey to figuring out what people mean when they say "be yourself". It includes lots of cheesy jokes and complaining. Twenty-one years old and still a mess. "If you're not suffering you're not funny."
This is my face. These are things I've written. These are things that I'm listening to. This is me in motion. And this is probably my favorite tag on this blog.
Was about to sleep but then I saw selfiegate sooo we know which is more important 
Let’s admire my cute new pjs too

Was about to sleep but then I saw selfiegate sooo we know which is more important
Let’s admire my cute new pjs too

Actually okay with going to work today, it’s madness
But my hair looks great so

Actually okay with going to work today, it’s madness
But my hair looks great so

Got a haircut today and I’m very psyched about it and I look cute here even though I’m in my stained waitressing uniform and my freckles are looking good
I feel like a babe so often lately and it’s so good to feel happy with who I am and how I look. I feel content and it’s great

Got a haircut today and I’m very psyched about it and I look cute here even though I’m in my stained waitressing uniform and my freckles are looking good
I feel like a babe so often lately and it’s so good to feel happy with who I am and how I look. I feel content and it’s great

Even in my disgusting work shirt looking extremely unhappy I am a babe and nobody can tell me otherwise
(You can but you’d be wrong)

Even in my disgusting work shirt looking extremely unhappy I am a babe and nobody can tell me otherwise
(You can but you’d be wrong)

I should be asleep but I’m doing the bad decision thing lately
I am basically just freckles. I am entirely freckle.

I should be asleep but I’m doing the bad decision thing lately
I am basically just freckles. I am entirely freckle.

serving summer beauty up on a platter for everyone to worship and envy
Also admiring the fact that I have so many freckles they just blend to look like my skin tone. It’s my optical illusion tan
Also the pictures we’re take within the past 2 weeks which means the first picture is post-breast reduction cleavage. I am the goddess of breasts I’m pretty sure


Just gonna lay here with my stuffed elephant until I die of pure exhaustion or maybe just fall asleep even though I’m not supposed to

Just gonna lay here with my stuffed elephant until I die of pure exhaustion or maybe just fall asleep even though I’m not supposed to

Went to the beach/laid out tanning hoping to not be glow in the dark pale
Had a friend apply spray on/mist suntan oil. Which should spread evenly because it’s a spray-mist. She applied it so close to my back that instead I got this weird and terrible zig zag pattern across my back
I have the worst luck with sunburns let me tell you
On another note my bathingsuit is super duper cute


I really really hate mornings and waking up (I may have made this clear already) so I thank the universe for Dunkin Donuts and Oreo vanilla bean coolattas that are delicious (as long as I don’t think about what goes into them)

I really really hate mornings and waking up (I may have made this clear already) so I thank the universe for Dunkin Donuts and Oreo vanilla bean coolattas that are delicious (as long as I don’t think about what goes into them)

I am new to all things Big Brother but I am about to get into it beginning this season so selfiegate seems like a good place to start, hello all!

I am new to all things Big Brother but I am about to get into it beginning this season so selfiegate seems like a good place to start, hello all!

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