Cannibal Queen
I'm Mia. I'm a pit of anxiety at times and I'm a bundle of joy in others. Mainly I just sit around and browse the internet. This is my journey to figuring out what people mean when they say "be yourself". It includes lots of cheesy jokes and complaining. Twenty-one years old and still a mess. "If you're not suffering you're not funny."
This is my face. These are things I've written. These are things that I'm listening to. This is me in motion. And this is probably my favorite tag on this blog.

guy:

popularboyfriend:

guy:

if hot dads make hot kids and ugly dads make hot kids then who makes the ugly kids??

ur dad

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comicartcorrections:

fernacular:

Welcome to: If Male Superhero Costumes were Designed Like Female Superhero Costumes!

Aaaaa I dunno. I got tired of guys having no idea why girls find female superhero’s costumes kinda sexist, so I, um, made this?

My main goals were: 1) Make it so the first thing you think of when you look at them is sex, whether you want to or not. 2) make it so that any male human who looks at this feels really uncomfortable. 3) make it funny, because, well, it’s kinda hilarious really.

Not trying to start a war here, just wanted to poke a bit of fun.

So, here you go menfolk, welcome to being a girl who likes comics.

I thought this was cool and well drawn.


chiefarnook:

killianfallon:

Am I the only one who thinks Iggy Azalea looks just like Charlotte Pickles?

But why would you shade Ms. Pickles like that?

chiefarnook:

killianfallon:

Am I the only one who thinks Iggy Azalea looks just like Charlotte Pickles?

But why would you shade Ms. Pickles like that?

sophmoreslump:

but I got like…late

sophmoreslump:

but I got like…late

espniosa:

coolghost:

tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.

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awwww-cute:

Apparently a bunch of baby bunnies are called a fluffle

awwww-cute:

Apparently a bunch of baby bunnies are called a fluffle

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]


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