fucking hell my dad was carving the chicken for dinner and all of a sudden i just hear him manically giggling to himself so i fucking go into the kitchen and this is what i fucking find
jesus christ dad what the fuck
except no.
with the fake text posts lbr we kno u decapitated a bratz doll for the sad, sad purpose of this post
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Yeah we had sex in his car. He smelled good. It was the day of the Boston bombing.
— Classy tangents.
I hate that when I’m frustrated I cry or feel like crying and the more frustrated I get the more I want to cry and if someone asks if I’m okay I start to cry because usually it’s something they should have noticed or I’m ashamed of being angry or they don’t get it and are patronizing and it’s really stupid and frustrating
Also they scheduled too many waitresses at my job again so I’ve got a crappy section and I barely make any tips while people who have been here less time get more? Akbxbshan
ONLY 90’S KIDS WILL GET THIS: crippling debt and ceaseless unemployment
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so let’s have no choice but to eat the weakest of our young during the harsh winter months
aang was twelve when he stopped a war what are you doing with your life
having a full head of hair
(Source: kenway)
