August 2011
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TELL ME WHYEEEEEEEEEEEE
spark-rocker:
ain’t nothin but a heart aaaaaaaaaache TELL ME WHYEEEEEEEE ain’t nothin but a mistaaaaaaaaaake TELL MY WHYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I never wanna hear you saaaaaaaaaaaaaay (aw yea) IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WANT IT THAAAAT WAY
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July 2011
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““Look there she goes that girl is so peculiar,
I wonder if she’s...”
– Beauty and the Beast
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Guys guys guys
My room is clean. Like clean CLEAN. It feel so so so so so good. I only wish that we could have emptied out all of my junk last February when me moved in, instead of now when in a month I’m moving away. But still. It’s like releasing all of this crap from my life I didn’t need and didn’t want and releasing the past. Letting go. Cleaning is some seriously zen sh*t.
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Drunk People Next Door.
Guys: OHHHHHHH
Girls: *Singing terrible offkey karaoke to songs that are blasting but are not karaoke songs*
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How working at CVS (a pro-health pharmacy...) has...
1. Seeing all of the magazines at the front, where I work with the “ideal” beauty.
2. Hearing people criticize the people on those magazines who are far more beautiful than I consider myself to be.
3. Hearing people criticize themselves or others in the store.
4. Watching the amount of people who buy beauty products for make up or hair or getting thinner, when they’re thinner...
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I can't sleep
and I have to work tomorrow.
God I hate insomnia. It’s awful. I’m a headcase. I’ve been diagnosed with just about every typical personality disorder you can imagine, in some form or another. OCD tendencies, bipolar, ADD, insomnia.
I would love to be able to just sleep.
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fish face :)
smileonsunshine:
so i was bored and had facepaint, result:
then i was just like guys, my lips aren’t red enough:
oh and i forgot my gills! :
happy fish :D
but what, face paint is not meant for your lips and burns?! :
bye guys..
Oh my god you’re adorable and I’m so glad you’re my friend.
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almosthanners replied to your video: I love terrible,/terribly cheesy chokes.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I’m totally going to steal this from you! I’m cackling like an idiot.
It’s totally fine! I stole it from somebody else, anyways! ahaha but I love it. I laughed so hard when it was told to me (:
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WatchI love terrible,/terribly cheesy jokes.
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The Chaos Ratio is Whelming: FW: Puns For Educated... →
stuffmydadforwards:
Puns For Educated Minds
1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey…
Beautiful.
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I love my mom sometimes (:
todaybeforetomorrow:
Mom: Why would you ever admit you cheated on your LSATs? That should be a secret that should never leave your lips… Me: So you’re saying it’s okay that you cheat on your LSATs as long as you don’t get caught? Mom: No, you can’t cheat on them either way. They fingerprint people now.
I love her mother too!
Guys this is my female best friend,...
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I hate bugs.
And they’re all over my room. I get that ‘tis the season but still, I hate them. I leave a light on in my room when I go to sleep so that way they go towards that instead of me during the night time.
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“There’s no pencil sharpener here, it’s not going to make a point.”
– Grace Helbig in one of her old videos on her older channel that I just discovered.
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“I do my thing and you do your thing, I am not in this world to live up to your...”
– Frederick S. Perle
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Step 3.
Dance to your favorite music. Make sure it’s really loud.
It’ll be good exercise and fun. Your music is great.
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smileonsunshine reblogged your photo: No big deal, just got my Brotips shirt! Actually…
because i like her, the show, and the shirt; naturally. :)
I like you too! What a coincidence. :D Naturally.
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slapstickmaverick replied to your photo: No big deal, just got my Brotips shirt! Actually…
like x100000. this is pretty frikkin awesome
Oh my goodness I’m so excited it’s so awesome. :D :D :D :D
it’s comfy and superb and yeeeeep(:
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“To be an ‘us’ for once, instead of a ‘them’.”
– -Rent.
…but also this lyric.
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“This is Calcutta, Bohemia is dead.”
– - Rent
Guys I just love this musical/music/song but I am also totally feeling this lyric.
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I love this. →
E.B. White is phenomenal.
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This is...
Step #2. Do things that will make you proud of yourself.
I was out late and up even later last night, even though I knew I had to work in the morning. I could have gotten out of bed and called in sick. But I didn’t. I knew better. I got up and out of bed. I felt like shit. I even shed a few tears of exhaustion. But then, as the day went on, I felt better. I was happy with myself for making...
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So yeah uhm
reason number 3,652 that I need a boyfriend:
being a third wheel sucks.
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I am creating
a self-love guide.
For myself. And others, if you feel like I’m helping you.
I always have problems with insecurities and I’m trying to get rid of them. I’m an awesome motherfxcker and it’s time I believe it.
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“Thunder only happens when it’s raining,
Players only love you when...”
– Fleetwood Mac
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“My heart like a kick drum,
My love like a voice”
– The Avett Brothers
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I just want who I am and what I do to be good enough for you but it never will, will it? My sister got arrested and you still think she’s better than me. She’ll always be the perfect child and I’ll always be the dunce. Fuck you.
MollsSheWrote: to stop the witch →
molls:
[This is a story I wrote in third grade. I have transcribed it for you with all grammar and spelling errors intact. Only thing that’s not here are the awesome pictures I drew.]
“TO STOP THE WITCH”
by Molly McAleer
“Ahh! This is the life!” I said. I am Phil Science, expert detective. I was…
I wish I wrote this well as a third grader.
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Lothario, he’s such a creep you know.
...
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“Opinions are like nipples, everybody has one. Some have firm points, others are...”
– David Thorne (via joshishollywood)
Uhm, this is beautiful.
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Watchgreenorblue:
Green or Blue - Boys of Summer (cover) DOWNLOAD LINK
I’ll call this a Don Henley cover because he’s a beautiful, beautiful man. I’m sure Ben and Andy agree.
Grab the EP here.
Become a fan on facebook.
This is phenomenal.
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Why are wasabi peas/soybeans so good? Why though?
