Cannibal Queen
I'm Mia. I'm a pit of anxiety at times and I'm a bundle of joy in others. Mainly I just sit around and browse the internet. This is my journey to figuring out what people mean when they say "be yourself". It includes lots of cheesy jokes and complaining. Twenty-one years old and still a mess. "If you're not suffering you're not funny."
This is my face. These are things I've written. These are things that I'm listening to. This is me in motion. And this is probably my favorite tag on this blog.
jasminedarling:

He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

jasminedarling:

He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

lil-jawn:

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

swolizard:

Some Guy Recreated a Bunch of Female Tinder Pics and They’re Glorious

I chose my favorites, but you can find the rest here

This does make me uncomfortable but it’s because this guy is really gross. Making fun of girls’ body types and fashion decisions or appearances? (See the girl in the black and white dress or the girl with awesome eyebrows for examples). Not cool. Really slimy and disgusting.
Plus it emphasizes that guys should treat girls like crap for their pictures and plays with the idea that girls dress sexy intentionally which gives guys the right to be really offensive/creepy towards them. That’s not okay to me.
Maybe I’m being overly picky but this is such a cliche of guys playing with femininity becomes automatic comedy and laughing at the expense of girls who are just having fun. C’mon guys, aren’t we beyond this?


melissaannandthecool:

Just a reminder

melissaannandthecool:

Just a reminder

Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.

— "You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up.  (via jessepinkmanist)

not-apedophile:


tangletots:

robyngates:

dundermilfflin:

bitch-pudding:

yallarebrutalizingme:

This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.

pretty sure that’s Taylor Swift

no its becky

1. That’s Taylor Swift. 2. YOU CANNOT DIE FROM MARIJUANA USE UNLESS YOU SMOKE 1500 POUNDS IN AN HOUR. 1500 POUNDS. THAT’S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. STOP SPREADING PROPAGANDA ABOUT SOMETHING YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. 
Wanna fight me on this? http://robyngates.tumblr.com/ask

becky is rolling in her grave right now how dare you

an innocent girl is dead and you are defending the substance that killed her smh rip becky

not-apedophile:

tangletots:

robyngates:

dundermilfflin:

bitch-pudding:

yallarebrutalizingme:

This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.

pretty sure that’s Taylor Swift

no its becky

1. That’s Taylor Swift. 2. YOU CANNOT DIE FROM MARIJUANA USE UNLESS YOU SMOKE 1500 POUNDS IN AN HOUR. 1500 POUNDS. THAT’S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. STOP SPREADING PROPAGANDA ABOUT SOMETHING YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. 

Wanna fight me on this? http://robyngates.tumblr.com/ask

becky is rolling in her grave right now how dare you

an innocent girl is dead and you are defending the substance that killed her smh rip becky

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